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plagueofgripes:

gaypee:

animalsandtrees:

"Very important. General rule for English speakers - if you don’t do it in the human context, don’t do it in the nonhuman context.
Just make a little effort to say “she or he” or “her or him” if you don’t know the sex. It’s a little effort with a very important social message.
Nonhuman animals are *persons*, not *things*. Therefore, we should refer to a nonhuman animal as a “she” or “he,” never as an “it.””



I’ll call animals whatever I god damned please. It should be glad I’m not eating it. Hell, maybe I am. It’s delicious.
Once animals figure out how to invent Naturmblr and start complaining about all their imaginary genders not appearing on government forms and retarded ‘problems’ that exist only thanks to the privileges of them living in a modern age they contributed nothing towards creating, then I’ll treat them just like regular people. As idiots. Then I’ll fucking eat them because god damn chicken you good. Wait, excuse me. He/she/smizmar is delicious. My deepest apologies, Supper.

plagueofgripes:

gaypee:

animalsandtrees:

"Very important. General rule for English speakers - if you don’t do it in the human context, don’t do it in the nonhuman context.

Just make a little effort to say “she or he” or “her or him” if you don’t know the sex. It’s a little effort with a very important social message.

Nonhuman animals are *persons*, not *things*. Therefore, we should refer to a nonhuman animal as a “she” or “he,” never as an “it.””

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I’ll call animals whatever I god damned please. It should be glad I’m not eating it. Hell, maybe I am. It’s delicious.

Once animals figure out how to invent Naturmblr and start complaining about all their imaginary genders not appearing on government forms and retarded ‘problems’ that exist only thanks to the privileges of them living in a modern age they contributed nothing towards creating, then I’ll treat them just like regular people. As idiots. Then I’ll fucking eat them because god damn chicken you good. Wait, excuse me. He/she/smizmar is delicious. My deepest apologies, Supper.

diaemyung:

therabbitprince:

posukkum:

Pray for South Korea

Tears are streaming down my face. I don’t care what your belief is, please send anything, even good vibes, to these kids because oh my god they are suffering so much. The water is muddy and it’s freezing and they are dying and they’re only seventeen.. 

These children are so scared.. desperately reassuring the world that yes, they are alive, please come for them. They’re messaging their little sisters, apologizing that they won’t be able to grant a request when they’re seconds away from death and just

oh.. oh my god. oh my fucking god words cannot describe the pain I’m feeling

I didn’t know what was going on. I knew it when I read BBC news. They’re still young.. We still have hope. I wish they’re fine..

steakplissken:

delusiones:

pretty cool as a ironical metaphor showing that we’re controlled more than we think, i really like things like this one

Pretty sure that’s just the cam. set up in MGS1 in the hot area you’ve got to take the key-card to.

steakplissken:

delusiones:

pretty cool as a ironical metaphor showing that we’re controlled more than we think, i really like things like this one

Pretty sure that’s just the cam. set up in MGS1 in the hot area you’ve got to take the key-card to.

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

peeta-mybreadboy:

chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

you ask the real questions

reinumiji:

webothlikeabe:

phrux:

adamsforthought:

dungeonsandpendragons:

Commonly confused medieval weapons, a powerpoint by me.

Now stop screwing them up, seriously, or I will put a medieval weapon in your head.

Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans

THIS is a WAR SCYTHE, a scythe actually used in combat. Notice it is not a useless piece of shit and is an actual functional weapon.

The only reason why death is pictured with a FARMING scythe is because he harvests souls.

you say that like you couldnt actually kill someone with a farming scythe which im willin to bet a lot of money that ur wrong

((Medieval glitter xD))

extremespeedgenosect:

place mat designs A, B + C

They’re released the middle of June and cost 970 yen each (amiami.com)